Jhettsu here again. Thought that I would give you another update. Now that I’m settling in with the foster family, I’ve decided to work part time as home front security. That’s right – I’m an amazing, one-dog security system. It’s all about being clever. (Us older fellows are very crafty. If you’ve ever played cribbage with a grandpa, you’ll know what I’m talking about.) I lay in front of the front door so that intruders have no access to the house that way. (Clever, right?) Yes, there are other ways in, so I rotate throughout the house. For instance, I have taken to watching the fireplace just in case anyone takes the “Santa approach” to getting in. (Haha, bad guys! I will foil you with my patented “napping dog” rouse. Well...except when I’m actually napping.) Of course, I also patrol the hall and use the napping dog tactic here as well. Anyone who decides to enter through a window will have to trip over me before they can do anything else in the house. Furthermore, I’m a silent alarm, as I’m not much of a barker, so I can sneak up (assuming they don’t hear my panting) on intruders and suprise them. With my coat looking so much like a tuxedo, they’ll likely assume that I’m James Bond and surrender to me. (Which is good, because once I’ve found them, I’m not sure what to do with them. Does asking for cookies and cuddles protect the house in any way?) See how diligent I am?